let lemons be angry

So i've had some pretty bad nightmares in my lifetime. I've been executed, had my mother shot in the head, a friend stabbed by a ring of gangsters, and a guy friend kiss my father. Last night though, my nightmare was that I was wearing purple crocs. They weren't my crocs. I was rummaging through shelves in chinese provision shops looking for cheap slippers to replace the crocs, but everything was absurdly expensive. To make the nightmare worse, I was wearing an ed hardy cap and I had long rebonded copper hair. In the dream i saw all these things in a mirror, grimaced, and threw the cap off defensively.