IS THERE SUCH A THING AS UGLINESS?
I'm not prone to the belief that anything is ugly, because the right person can make it work. (Case in point: harem/drop-crotch pants) So for these gems that made it to refinery29's "The Ugliest" lists, I'm going to try giving them redemption.
1. Hairpiece Baseball Caps.
Hmm. Very tricky. But somehow I think little Asian popstars could start a trend with this one.
In fact they already look like they're wearing them.
2. Murdered Deer on Moss Patch Beret
Quite Vogue and Alice in Wonderland, no?
3. Soft Chinese Hat for Picking Rice in
Another tricky one. But the color reminds me of 90s rock set Veruca Salt, or Linda Evangelista, or any of those faux-chinois fashion shoots with highly-paid supermodels in the great 90s.
4. Uncooked Seaweed/Skunk Punk Headpiece
Aside from Cruella De Vil, I think this kind of hipster should have no problem wearing this to a party, or the supermarket, or the parking lot...blondes would make it look a lot more like a hat and less like badly-gelled hair.
5. Pull-up Mom Jeans
This mistake is all about context. Put it on a waif like Mary Kate, iron away the fold-lines, lose the clumpy platforms, and I might consider them.
6. This is actually by Dolce and Gabbana, but they are pretty ugly, aren't they?
Still I think my favourite people can pull it off.
7. Flaming Baboon-Butt Jeans.
No redemption.
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